Canadian Parliament: ‘Canada Will Never Become a Safe Haven for Zombies’
Canada will never become a safe haven for zombies? That is so racist. In that zombies are a race…. and… Canada is planning on discriminating against them. Damn you Canada!
I only say this because the chances of me ending up as a zombie during the zombie apocalypse are nearly %100 and I wouldn’t mind shuffling north when that happens. Now if they won’t let me in I’m going to be horribly disappointed. How am I going to get my socialized zombie medicine and cheap zombie drugs then huh? I ask you.
Kidding aside I’m thoroughly impressed that the Canadian government actually has it in them to make this type of joke. You don’t find that with American politics. I’d give you my opinion of the state of politics in the USA but I swore I wouldn’t discuss politics on my blog. Suffice it to say my opinion of politicians in general could not be more poor.
So here’s to you you crazy Canadians, even though you insist on calling ham “Canadian Bacon” and you insist on calling Hockey a sport you at least have a sense of humor about zombies…. Even if your against them.
I have to wonder who had the idea to do that. I also have to wonder how you have time to find and watch things like this, but don’t have five seconds to watch a single episode of Raised by Zombies.
I really have no excuse….. but hey I finally got the pictures of Anime Wasabi up so that’s something right?….. Right?
I suck, I know it.
Whoa don’t be knockin’ our bacon eh?
This, anti-zombie stuff, is all part of our free healthcare system. My tax dollars at work the way I want the government to spend it eh? Finally, hopefully they get the early warning system in place so I have time to grab the family and head north eh? Of course there are people against the whole early warning project. Claiming that it can be used to other more sinister means…. I say come on it just Jim in his shack on the boarder of New York with a cell phone and his hunting rifle. Everyone knows Jim, he can’t even shoot straight eh?