Call of Duty: Black Ops Rezurrection – Zombie Authority
This made me smile and want to play “Call of Duty” again. To be honest I don’t play “Call of Duty” very often, mostly because of other COD players.
It is somewhat humiliating to get mocked by a twelve year old living in his mom’s basement who’s criticizing me due to my lack of “The SkillS.”
Look kid I’m sorry I’m on your team and die ALL THE TIME. I have this crazy thing called a job, wife, and kids that keeps me from practicing for 16+ hours a day. Tell you what, let’s play an adult game. It’s called “Paying a Mortgage and doing your taxes at the last minute so you don’t go to jail” and see how well you do…. Now that’s a man’s game. And in about ten or more years it’s going to be your game… unless you still live in mom’s basement. 🙂
Great, Cthulhu that was cathartic.
(I really am terrible at multiplayer shooters, I wish that wasn’t true)
Do not feal bad. Those kids are the ones that when they square off against a team like mine that is all former military and know how to use cover and snipe without going burst fire, die really quickly. Then then complain saying we are cheating. Of course, the fact that not one of them ever looks up to where we are sniping from makes it really funny.
Don’t forget about the little snots who go on and on about no-scope and quick-scoping. I don’t need a squeaker or immature a-hole wining at me whenever I kill someone with a “hard-scope.” Seriously, let me snipe poorly the way I want to and you can snipe poorly the way you want to.
Do not worry. Our favorite tactic depends on the map. There will be 2 – 3 teams. If there is a tactical objective other than killing each other, one team stakes out the objective where they cannot be seen but they can snipe the objective. Team two does the same near the other sides spawn point, and snipes them as they respawn. The third team does the same near our spawn point to keep them from doing it to us. Then we listen to the little SOB’s whine about how we must be cheating, how there is no way we could be killing them that easily, and so forth. Then they hear a malevolent laughter from our entire side followed by “group up little boys”
I’ve stopped playing CoD. Mainly because I was tired of people pulling bs moves all over the place, but also because I wasn’t finding it to be very fun. Hell, I’ve seen less bs in Rainbow Six Vegas 2 that I ever…. actually I think their about tied in terms of bs, but at least the terrorist AIs were programed to be like that.
What I want to know is why zombies on the moon don’t fry to a crisp when exposed to unfiltered light of the sun, or freeze solid on the dark side of the moon. I would think, realistically, dealing with zombies on the moon would be little more than sweeping up their ashes, and smashing the frozen ones with a sledgehammer. If any are inside moonbases, just vent the atmosphere, and flush all the zombies out to fry/freeze as is their wont.
Realistically that would happen, but you’re talking about a video game here. To be more specific, a video game which has released enough content that those who have bought it all have basically bought the game two and a half times in almost a year since its release. Let’s hope MW3 can redeem the Call of Duty series from being nothing but a giant money grubber.( because, really, how many other games have had like six DLC packs in less than a year of its release? Hell, how many other games have had six DLC packs?)
They all chugged anti-freeze before zombifying?
I’m going to theorize that the zombification process itself toughens the zombies enough to withstand being unprotected on the moon. Just a theory.