Yessssssss!!!!! Making boring things more interesting every friggin day. These people are true humanitarians. Now if he could rewrite some of Mark Twains crappy yawnfest books (ALL OF THEM are yawnfests) I’d appreciate it. Being forced to read those in highschool made those crappy years of my life even crappier.

From the New York Times bestselling author of PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES comes the true history of our sixteenth president – Seth Grahame-Smith’s ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER.

Available wherever books are sold.

Give this clip a view. It is more than worth your time. Lincoln is a badass and I had no idea that John Wilkes Booth was a vampire?! That’s awesome!

Now if we could somehow arrange for Lincoln to kick Edward Cullins sparkly @$$ I would really be happy.