You all know I’m very pro zombie on this site, so it does my black oozing heart good to see a video of zombies and humans putting aside fear and prejudice to live together. It’s a beautiful thing, and has a wonderful message. Oh and I guess it’s advertising something, but I didn’t care about that.
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Everyone has different ideas about what’s best in life. For some it’s a sports car and a smok’n hot spouse. For some people it’s an office full of nerd stuff and an unlimited amount of work to do. Still for others it’s massive amounts of carnage followed by the weeping and lamentations of the conquered.
I’m going to let you guess which of those three I prefer.
Just in case you don’t get the reference. This is Arnold at his finest.
A zombie safe house is never safe. No matter how well fortified it is the zombies will ALWAYS get in. Don’t believe me?
Have you ever….EVER seen a zombie movie where the zombie don’t get in or in some other way get at the survivors? No you haven’t. That’s because it makes a pretty boring movie with no tension what-so-ever if the zombie don’t get in and start a ruckas.
Now I bet your saying to yourself right now. “Oh yeah Mr. Smartypants. When I have a zombie fortress it’ll be totally secure, with lots of food, video games, and women.” Wrong!
Sadly zombies are fictitious monster you only find in games, movies, and books. Therefore they are subject to the rules of drama. And the rules of drama ensure that eventually the crap is going to hit the fan and there’s going to be a fight. Otherwise why put zombies into your creepy survivalist fantasy in the first place.
Sure we’ve all thought of getting ourselves a “Compound” filled with food, games, and women, but without zombies your just going to get on some sort of government watch list and that can only end in tears. You don’t want.
By the way I’m very pleased that you noticed how smart my pants are, but my eyes are up here.
Even zombies are not immune to the awesome power of cleavage in today’s webcomic.
Admittedly today’s comic is a bit “Lowbrow” but I never claimed I was very mature. Quite the opposite in fact.
You all still love me thought right? RIGHT!?
OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE!
The epic battle of humans vs. zombies continues in the background of today’s zombie comic, yet somehow against all odds these two crazy kids find love. (I think I’m tearing up a bit, and not JUST because I plucked a nose hair… ouch!)
I’m sure some of your are thinking, “Holy Crap! What a perv! He sure does draws a lot of cleavage”
This is true, but just for the record, my wife laughed out loud at today’s comic. That’s vindication, dang it!
Zombies Vs. Humans: A battle Royale.
I think when viewing today’s zombie webcomic it helps if you hum “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” by Drowning Pool. I find that it helps set the right mood.
That gives me an odd thought, Why do so many zombie movies use heavy metal for their soundtrack…. and I mean way more than any other horror genre. In general I really don’t care for it (Zombieland being a notable exception).
I prefer a really good and menacing instrumental soundtrack to my scary movies.