Hey you’ve got slingshot in my Machete!…. Hey you’ve got Machete in my Slingshot!
Why did nobody think of this sooner? It makes perfect sense after all. This is the future of zombie defensive weaponry.
Thanks, Nerdy Bird, for the link.
220 pages of how to survive the zombie apocalypse. I may have to get it.
Also why is it that that zombie looks like he’s making out with that guy and not attacking him?
How do you fight a zombie if you are armed with only a shovel and are being pursued down a street? How can you raise a body of like minded individuals to defend your territory or to expand during the Zompoc? What is the Zompoc and what is a zombie? This book was written to answer these questions and much more. Many books recommend particular weapon types but they are always described by those with no experience of these items. As well as providing information we think is important we also offer more specific advice and guidance based upon the many questions we received from the readers of our first book. In Zompoc: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse (HTSAZA) we covered all the key areas that would be of concern with regards to survival, basic combat and overall strategies for the apocalypse. Some of the most popular parts of the book were the sections on long term survival and on the specifics of weapons and tactics when fighting zombies. It was with these points in mind that we produced this new additional to the Zompoc library.
You can buy this book here.
If zombies are intelligent during the coming zombpocalypse then I submit to you that the survivors don’t stand a chance and we are all doomed.
Today’s webcomic has Lovecraft with a “Zombie Bazooka” to blast some survivors out of the theater, but why stop there. If your a zombie trying to get into some stubborn survivors out of their safe spots, how about zombie catapults. Just start lobbing your buddies over the fence.
But only the trustworthy one’s otherwise they’ll eat everyone inside and not share any with you. That would suck.
Or just load a shotgun full of teeth for ammo. Just takes a scratch and you’ve got a zombie on the inside. Maybe I should start doing some comics about various types of zombie weaponry.
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