You know I thought of alternative punch lines for this, some more deviant than others. I could have gone much much darker, but I do “Try” to keep the comic at a PG-13 level.
Posts Tagged ‘zombie weapons’
Frickin laser beams attached to your human/shark hybrid soldiers is the only way to go for all your anti zombie needs. Aha if I had a nickle for every time that came up in polite conversation…. Anyway.
Anti-zombie weaponry is a fun topic, right? Laser beam helmets would have to be pretty handy I would think. They are hands free and generally pointed in the right direction. The problem becomes then how do you fire them? Possibly use an Xbox Kinect and make them voice activated.
Which may work well till your talking to your loved ones after a hard day’s zombie fighting and you accidentally burn a hole through your wife’s lovely head. Next time don’t discuss getting wood for the FIRE! so casually.
Okay I thought of a work around. Instead of making your anti zombie laser shoot when you say “Fire” make it fire when you say something odd like “Scrumptious Raw Pork!”
Because the idea of a platoon of zombie fighters screaming “Scrumptious Raw Pork” at the top of their lungs makes me smile.
One of the least effective weapons to fight zombies has to be the nailgun. For shear brain destroying power it comes up short, it has limited ammo, jams frequently, and you’re going to run out of pressure fast. Terrible weapon.
This poor guy took a nail to the head and drove HIMSELF to the hospital. If he could do that a zombie is going to simply laugh at your improvised nailgun weapon. Get yourself a shotgun. That’s a much better zombie fighting weapon.
Even as I finish this zombie comic and post it I am currently watching some show about weird ways that people have died… I know I’m morbid that way.
But holy crap this is fascinating! Now there are ways to “check out,” and then there are horribly humiliating ways to “Check Out.” My favorite is the guy who dressed up as a fish to go swimming and died of heat stroke before reaching the water. Kinda embarassing.
That’s why I hope to shed my mortal coil in a more dignified manor… As an incredibly elderly man generously lathered in rich creamy butter and shot out of a cannon into a “Chuck-a-Rama” buffet. I shall be holding thirty-two sparklers, but not with my hands.
Go big or go home I say.
Zombie fighting technology marches on. Now you can get a zombie fighting chainsaw to atach to your gun as a bayonet…. That’s great, I guess.
Look I hate the chainsaw as a zombie fighting tool. Sure it makes you look awesome and makes you feel like more of a man, but they just aren’t practical.
1. Noisy They are just going to draw more zombies to you.
2. Chainsaws are heavy and slow. Unless you are built like a linebacker or possibly a crazy cannibal from Texas you are going to be getting real slow real quick.
3. Fuel is going to be pretty hard to come by during a zombie apocalypse.
4. Does the idea of getting splattered by tonnes of possibly infectious zombie blood and juices sound like a good idea to you. That’s a messy weapon. One drop of zombie juice gets in your eye and you’ve had it.
It may look cool in the movies and in this video clip, but the chainsaw is a no go for zombies. Try a hammer, seams like a better option. Just my opinion of course.
Speaking of discussions on zombie fighting weapons. Check this out. Thank you Fijiman for this one.
Well are you?
I love that scenario where you simply ask, “What do you do if zombies attack…. NOW!?”
It’s not like they are going to call you and warn you ahead of time so there’s a good chance your going to be caught with your pants down. It’s only a matter of time before this happens.
I debate the order of my zombie plans priorities constantly, but first step no question should always be secure a weapon.
Fortunately I’ve got more hammers than I know what to do with so I’m confident. I do have a pretty fearsome looking rock hammer I’ll use for some skull cracking. I’d use a gun as I have several, but to be honest I’d probably shoot myself in the foot.
What is your zombie plan?
I would say that this game and it’s four person co-op was a little too close to “Left 4 Dead” for my liking except that it seams to have more of a focus on completing missions and looks to be weighted towards hand to hand zombie combat rather than running and gunning.
I also like what they are doing with the weather and weapon customization. So far this game is going on my must buy list and I’m really optimistic that it’s going to be good.
Don’t forget zombies in bikinis… Don’t lie and tell me you don’t think that’s hot.