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Zombie Attack Barbie: The perfect gift for the girl who fights zombies

by Zombie Carter on December 5, 2011 at 3:00 am
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Zombie Attack Barbie

Holy crap I wish this was real instead of very awesome photoshop.  I would buy a dozen of them for my daughter.  It’s the perfect gift a dad can give his little burgeoning zombie hunter daughter.

You’ve got to indoctrinate them while they are young after all.  I do like the matching color coordinated missile launcher zombie hunter Barbie has, though it’s not practical for zombie slaying.  Silly Barbie, trade that sucker in for a gun and extra ammo.

Thanks for the find, Alicia.  Very cool.
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Walking Dead Goodness

by Zombie Carter on June 16, 2011 at 3:00 am
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Walking Dead Season 2 Picture

She wants me... for my body.

I was casually browsing the intertubes and I found this.  Nice picture of some zombies from the upcoming season 2 of AMC’s “The Walking Dead.”  This is pretty good for wetting my appetite for some zombie goodness this fall, no pun intended.

That chick has some incredibly huge eyeballs.  Either that or that’s some impressive makeup.  If those are contacts she’s wearing I bet that’s really uncomfortable though.

The Walking Dead Action Figures

Holy crap I want these.

Also from McFarlane Toys comes some super cool zombie action figures from The walking dead.  Wow, I want these….. for collectability… not because I do terrible perverted things to them.  Don’t you judge me.

The Walking Dead Action Figures

Father's day is coming. Kids, buy daddy some toys.

Do you here that kids, daddy needs some zombie toys to make him happy or someone’s going to get a spanking.  (Threats of physical violence are the hallmark of good parenting.)

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The Tank Special Infected Collectable Figure

by Zombie Carter on April 19, 2011 at 4:00 am
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Tank Special Infected Collectible Figure

This fifteen inch tall version of “The Tank,” one of the special infected zombies from Valve’s hit video game “Left 4 Dead” is created by Gaming Heads, and I want it.

In order to create the most accurate statue, we have used the actual game files. He measures approximately 15 inches tall, including the base. Comes packed in a foam interior full colored box with a validation card which ensures your product is genuine. Highly limited at only 750 pieces available worldwide. Cast in high quality poly-stone, the statue is hand finished and hand painted to exacting standards.

Sadly I don’t have the three hundred dollars they are asking for this monster, but if I did…. Okay lets be honest if I had the money my wife and kids would take it from me.

But if I had three hundred dollars they didn’t know about THEN I COULD POSSESS THIS THING!
Tank Special Infected Collectible Figure

I love this guy when you play “Left 4 Dead” and the Tank’s music starts playing, the ground starts shaking.  Yeah, it’s still pretty awesome.

Tank Special Infected Collectible Figure

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A Rubik’s Cube For Zombies

by Zombie Carter on February 19, 2011 at 4:30 am
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Brain Rubik's Cube

Instead of matching up colors (Wow that’s silly) you or your zombie friend will match up lobes of brain matter to solve this Rubik’s Cube.

Clearly the ultimate form of entertainment for the brain hungry undead.

In fact I submit to you that if you are ever faced with a horde of zombies and you JUST HAPPEN to have a box of these babies.  Just toss them at the feet of those shamblers and you are free to go.

I don’t know where this little bit of awesomeness came from, but it makes me happy that there are people out there making things like it.

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Awesome Undying Carcass toy from Sideshow Collectibles

by Zombie Carter on May 7, 2010 at 4:45 am
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undying carcass statue from Sideshow Collectables

I want I want.

Speaking of things I can’t afford, but desperately want… The Awesome “Undying Carcass” toy from Sideshow Collectibles.

Sideshow Collectibles proudly presents the Undying Carcass Premium Format figure from Sideshow Originals’ The Dead collection. Each piece is individually painted and finished to exacting standards, each with its own unique quality and detail that is the trademark of a handcrafted Sideshow Collectibles product. Escaped from an overrun hospital, the Undying Carcass Premium Format figure is the very picture of the approaching end, an outstanding addition to any display.

16.5″ tall and filled with all the love and goodness that only the relentless dead can have. Sadly it is very expensive and I cannot have it. This isn’t really news or anything, I was just dinking around the intertubes today and found this.

It is awesome so I share, however, if Bill Gates is reading this and decides to buy me a couple… I won’t complain.

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Zombie Lego movie… Hillarious.

by Zombie Carter on March 7, 2010 at 5:03 am
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See you don’t need a big budget or voluptuous chicks with limited inhibitions to make a zombie movie that rocks. You need to steal your childrens toys and do terrible things to them… no not those things you pervs.

You need to just find some toys and make movies with them…. That still sounds like I’m talking about pervy things doesn’t it? Dang it, once you start you can’t stop…. dang it!

Lego zombies run!!!!

I hope these things eventually come to a store near me. I’ve bought my son a ridiculous amount of the Star Wars legos, I’d like to buy something that I actually respect for a change…. mmmmm….. lego zombies. I want them sooooo very much.

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