You know, Valve, I keep doing all this free work for you out of the goodness of my heart. I know I know, no need to thank me. It’s what I do. However, I’ll just be over here by my phone waiting for you to call and offer me a job with a six figure salary, crazy benefits, and three cheerleaders to chant my name as I work for you. I’m patient that way. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time.
Anyway, I’m hoping when “Left 4 Dead 3″ finally comes out they will have new and entertaining weapons. Course I like to try to come up with completely useless and irrational weapon designs. These were fun to do.
Other Weapons ideas for “Left 4 dead 3″
- Bacon Club (When not clubbing zombies it would make a tasty snack)
- A gun that shoots rainbows (It would help zombies learn about love)
- Rubber chicken crossbow (Only effective against clown zombies)
- Coffee filled squirt gun (Very effective vs. Hipster zombies also provides energy when shot at other players)
- Megaphone (Players would use it to wound the zombie’s self esteem)
- Radioactive Bee Cannon (Because it would simply be awesome!)
That’s all the weapons I can think about for now. I’ll probably make more later.
If you’ve got anymore ideas for Silly and ridiculous weapons for Left 4 Dead 3 let me know. I’ll forward them to Valve and when (Not If) they hire me I’ll try to get them in the game.