I still remember when my dad attempted to have “The Talk” with me. It was on a bleak lonely dirt road when I was twelve when my dad started awkwardly mentioning something about birds and bees and the unclean acts[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Zombie Bites almost always spell horrific doom unless the offending limb is amputated. If you get bit by a zombie anywhere else though just…. just… jump off a bridge or something. Because you are screwed. Why are zombies bites so[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Can I share something with you? We’re friends right? I have a slightly irrational fear that the previous owners of any place I have lived have put up cameras in my house just to watch me…….. Watch me do stuff.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hope you all had a good Thanksgiving full of Turkey and what not. With any luck the carcass of that poor lifeless bird didn’t reanimate an in inopportune time spreading panic and terror amongst your loved ones. I bet[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Whether you admit it or not when you are in a relationship you know which one of you is smarter. In my relationship it is clearly my wife. I have NEVER EVER won an argument with her even when I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
