So many sad sad misunderstandings between zombies and humans. Their relationships are so messy and antagonistic. Does it really have to be?
Yes, yes it does.
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Zombie Boyfriends are bad for you ladies and will sadly not make you happy. Zombies smell bad, they aren’t very good at conversation, and they are terribly inconsiderate of others feelings. They do have one thing going for them and one thing only. Endurance. Crazy crazy amounts of endurance.
So take that all you glittery vampires, sure you smell nice, you look good, and you have eternal life and what not (Why must Edward be sooooo dreamy)….. But zombies have you beat when it comes to things that really matter. And don’t lie and say that’s not important.
(Sigh)
It is 3:00 a.m. right now and I’m about to post the comic after getting back from Vegas. This is the point where someone should really be standing behind me saying “Don’t post that you idiot!”
But there’s no one there. (Except for ghosts) so this post is going up unedited with every weird idea that goes through my sleep deprived brain untouched.
Oh well.
The Worst Thing That Can Happen To A Man
on August 8, 2012 at 12:36 amPosted In: comics, Main Story
The worst thing that can happen to a man, even a zombie man is that his girlfriend and ex will talk. Or even worse, become friends.
Thank Cthulhu for wonderful emotions of hostility, rage, and jealousy. If it weren’t for those more men would suffer this horrific fate.
I still remember the day my wife met my ex-wife…. The HORROR!!!
I swear on a stack of Necronomicon that “Quivering Land Mass” is some sort of medical term and not something dirty.
I totally did not just make that up. (Pssst…. I totally made that up)
Zombie Relationships are probably my favorite subject.
For years and years vampires (zombies less smelly cousins) have been having no problems getting girlfriends by the bucket load to fall in love with them. Meanwhile the humble zombie has a hard time just getting a date. This is patently unfair, and also painfully similar to my highschool dating career.
It’s just my opinion that zombie relationships have a lot to offer. For one thing having a zombie boyfriend or girlfriend is great because you can be sure that they will love you for your brains as well as your body. Little known fact zombies are incredibly loyal. Most importantly and never to be underestimated, zombie are relentless.
That means that they have incredible stamina, and if you don’t think that that’s important then you sir, are a damned liar!
Recently I’ve been commissioned to do several portraits of couples as zombies, this gives me great hope that people are becoming more accepting of zombie relationships in general and are also bowing to the inevitability of the coming zombie apocalypse as well.
It’s one of those, if you can’t beat them (and you can’t) then you join them things.
Incidently since I have Lovecraft’s zombie ex-wife more in the strip how is everyone liking her redesign? Above you can see and earlier version of how I used to draw her.
I think I need to practice drawing her facial expressions more, when I draw women I tend to draw the faces too stiffly. I should do a character expression sheet for each of my comic characters as well as some turn around illustrations so I know what they look like from all angles.
Check back in the future for more on zombie relationships as well as hopefully better drawn characters.
Ah the tragic sadness of the one that got away. You know… a little Chloroform and the trunk of a convenient car and you can fix that problem. I’m just saying is all.
What? Don’t look at me that way, I’m a stalker after all. Most of my relationships have ended in the phrase “That’s him, Officer!”
Still the relationship between a zombie and a zombie hunter… That couldn’t have ended well.
Never argue with a woman with a sledge hammer… it’s just good advice.
