You know how you all worship me and the ground I walk apon?! Well be prepared to fall in love with me all over again. Do you see the happy little moods associated with my posts?!
I know! I think they are the greatest thing since sliced bread too!!!
With my own two hands and divinly inspired talents I have crafted… nay… “spun” these graphics from gossamar strands of pure anadulterated awesomeness!
Now when I post something I can attach a little zombie dude who will perfectly encapsulate my mood….. IN ZOMBIE FORM!!!!!!!!!!! (Look at how many exclamation points I just used. That’s how you can tell how bad@$$ed this news is!)
I love me soooooo much! (Sounds of me patting me on the back here.)
Yes, I know… I am such a dork…. I feel sadness.