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You know what goes real well with the zombie apocalypse and the end of life as we know it?…
…Sensitive zombie lyrics sung by a pretty blond woman. Aaah zombie love, it brings me joy.
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They don’t call them the Relentless dead for nothing. Zombies just never stop…. ever… Their stamina is legendary.
And yes, all that that implies.
Of course that is offset by the fact that they aren’t very coordinated, they fall down a lot, and horribly disgusting fluids seep out of their gross bodies.
But let’s be honest with each other. Isn’t that how EVERY person is at “last call” at your local singles bar. Don’t deny it.
Embrace your shame!
A Zombie’s proposal is a true proposal, because you know it comes from the heart…. and that’s pretty gross.
A tad gory, you have been warned.
I found this Zombie related sales pitch on the intertubes the other day.
David & his roommates arent satisfied to just mow down Zombies on Xbox. So they use Windows 7 with Intel Wifi to enjoy an up-close-and-personal Zombie blog from the Internet to their big screen TV. And enjoy some real, live intimacy with the undead.
Um, David, if you want some intimacy with the undead click here.
And when you finally succumb to zombification go here for some zombie romance.
Second part of the “Stiff Competions” commercials. Ahhh Jason and Leah’s love continues to grow. So special… So sweet.
These make me giggle (in a manly way) I love the idea of people just getting on with their lives after becoming zombies. That’s pretty much the whole theme of my comic. So I get a real kick out of clips like this.
Stiff Competition Commercial — Let’s Meet Leah and Jason!
on May 19, 2010 at 4:45 amPosted In: Uncategorized
Love and Dating during the zombpocalypse, it’s so beautiful. I’m so happy when earnest deserving undead meet each other and fall in love. Zombie dating is something we’re all going to have to consider when the inevitable happens. Ahhh zombie love… I promised myself …I wouldn’t cry.
Don’t look at me! Don’t look at me!
Being a zombie means No Consequences for anything!
on March 31, 2010 at 5:00 amPosted In: comics, Main Story
You know there are a tonne of websites out there telling you how to defend yourself from the undead, how to kill them, how to survive them…. Blah blah blah. And I have to admit I too am guilty of this kind of “Zombie Racism.”
But have any of you ever considered the positive aspects of the coming zombpocalypse?
Namely you can’t kill what’s already dead.
That, my friends, equals no consequences for your actions. You don’t like the guy driving too slow on the road in front of you, just run him down. Neighbor’s music a little too loud, try explosives. Grandma hanging on a little to tight to your inheritance, launch her out of a cannon. It’s awesome! If everyone’s a zombie then you can do whatever you want to them. They’re zombies, it’s all good.
Except to me. Look, if I become a zombie I still expect you all to love and adore me… Just like you do right now. I still expect you all to throw handfuls of cash and women at me whenever you see me.
