Lifestyles of the dead and smelly. What to do when you burn you house down? Find the nearest mad scientist and rent one from here.
Posts Tagged ‘zombie lifestyles’
How does one go about pretending to be human? Vampires and werewolves don’t seam to have a problem doing it. Even Edward Cullen with his sparkly skin managed to do it. Even though that was kind of stupid. Really… really…. Sunlight makes you sparkle, but this sixty watt lightbulb three feat to your left ain’t doing anything for ya.
Zombies probably would have a much harder time pulling it off the whole “Pretending to be human” thing though. It’s the stink you see, it’s pretty hard to cover it up.
Though I suppose you could make up some rules about how they are perfectly preserved for your zombie story though. Mine aren’t though… they kinda smell.
Life as one of the undead must be hard.
If you’re a zombie and suffer from depression (weird I know, I’d be excited) have I got a product for you.
Now you can deal with the crippling sadness that some people feel from becoming the undead. Again personally when (Not if) I become a zombie, I’m probably going to be a pretty happy guy.
Hey is there a product for me that can help with the depression I feel because I’m not a zombie YET? That would be great.