
Zombies can’t get home owner’s insurance
on February 29, 2012 at 3:00 amPosted In: comics, Main Story
Little known fact about zombies, when they aren’t trying to get into your house and devour you they are very protective of their own homes.
‘K I could have made that part up. But I can truthfully say that when I inevitably become a zombie I’m staying home and playing video games for the rest of the zombpocalypse. Chasing down humans is too risky. They have guns you know!
I may invest in zombie defense at that point just to get the other zombies to leave me alone. Also a generator, gas, and a quick trip to Gamestop for some looting isn’t out of the question.
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