Our Zombie heroes brave a hail of gunfire to get low low prices at the mall.

You know one of these days I’d like to actually visit the Monroeville Mall, preferably during one of their zombie walks.  I must have seen “Dawn of the Dead” a dozen or so times growing up.  Never got old.

Sure George Romero was trying to make a social commentary about commercialism with zombies infesting the mall but all I could think of when I watched that movie as a teenager was… “Yeah, when I’m a zombie I’ll probably hang out at the mall too.”

Why?…  Zombie girls.

Zombies and dating… What could possibly go wrong. I don’t know why I find this subject endlessly fascinating.

Don’t judge me!