
Yet another company that should just plain hire me. I would love to make stuff like this. Such a fun game that matches my sense of humor perfectly. Plants VS Zombies…. DO WANT!

Yet another company that should just plain hire me. I would love to make stuff like this. Such a fun game that matches my sense of humor perfectly. Plants VS Zombies…. DO WANT!

Do you find yourself with way too much time on your hands?…. You do? Well you could get into baseball, or you could relentlessly pound your head into a brickwall its JUST as fun.
I can’t stand baseball personally (Wait for gasps of astonishment here) I’m a geek, what did you expect.
Well if you want to make baseball slightly less boring you can click the link below and practice hitting baseballs into advancing zombies. Definitely a good way to waste your valuable time.
Link here for zombie baseball…. Clicky Clicky!

Apparently they get together to dress up as zombies and play games for charity several times a year. Any excuse to dress up as a zombie I am entirely supportive of. I mean it’s just practice for when it’s all going to happen for real right?
Right.
I got my wife one of those iPod Touch’s and ever since she’s been playing game after game from the itunes app store. This is great! Now we can combine our interests, she likes the casual games and I like the restless dead. If you really think about it Steve Jobs is helping my marriage…. Thanks, Steve Jobs.
Now let your stinking ipod use flash so I can start putting my own apps together…
Here’s an interesting stat today. In the time that “Left 4 Dead 2″ has been out you people have beaten the crap out of 28,981,249,043 zombies.
Do you realize what this means?… No? It means that when the zombie apocalypse finally does come you people are going to be so thoroughly trained in how to deal with it that we don’t have to worry…. well except for the 28,981,249,043 billion of you that are going to have to get pummeled.
Since there’s only about 6 billion of you on the planet now, that means REPEAT PUMMELINGS… sorry about that.
While your training is good news, here’s some even better news. Those kind hearted souls at Valve are releasing some shiny new Downloadable Content in march in the form of a new Campaign called “The Passage”
No word on how much it’s going to cost, but according to these screen shots I blatently stole from another site it will be at night (Oooh darkness, spooky!). It’ll also feature a new zombie boss called the “Fallen survivor.” He’ll drop usefull items like healthpacks when you blow his head off…. Isn’t that considerate of him? I think so.
Anyway check out my stolen screenshots, because they are awesome.
CASE ZERO? Is he referring to my raging case of “cold sores?!?” That miserable SOB!, he swore he would never tell!… I feel so violated, and not in a good way either.
Witness the white hot action of these two natural enemies going toe to smelly toe!!! Thrill as you witness epic battles the likes of which even Peter Jackson would crap his pants trying to reproduce on film.
I do not know if my delicate heart can handle the anticipation of waiting till February 15th when this gift… Nay, this Mana from heaven graces us with it’s wonderous presense.
And all this for less than three bucks….. goodness I believe I this wilting southern bell is getting a case of the vapors. (I ate a lot of chili today)
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