Well not specifically your ex-wife. Just a practice drawing of Sheila, That would be Lovecraft’s zombie e-wife.

She looks a tad bit less crazy, but don’t let that fool you. I assure you that axe is not for show.

Now an ex is bad and we all have them…. Unless you live alone in your mom’s basement and collect pictures of rare cakes… I’m not here to judge you.

Now a stalker ex with an axe to grind (Pun intended) is a scary thing. My ex would probably happily see me lightly lacerated and dipped head first into a vat of lemon juice. Now you want to make that extra scary? Turn your stalker ex into the living dead. Unable to feel pain, blessed with unlimited endurance, and driven by a relentless hunger. Yeah you would be screwed. A zombie ex is the worst type of monster anyone could ever face.

When last we saw Lovecraft he was getting rejected in the usual way.

Now we see the return of the Ex-wife Sheila.  For those of you poor souls who have an ex you may like the next few strips…. Or be traumatized by them, I forget.

For those of you who don’t have an ex YET… I hate you.

Restraining orders don’t work on zombies, and in today’s zombie webcomic Lovecraft gets an unwelcome visit from his ex.

I’m of the opinion that once you’re “Done” with someone that they should have the common decency to fall off the face of the earth… Preferably onto something sharp and pointy.

Perhaps the pointy things could also be covered in lemon juice.