Hey you’ve got slingshot in my Machete!…. Hey you’ve got Machete in my Slingshot!
Why did nobody think of this sooner? It makes perfect sense after all. This is the future of zombie defensive weaponry.
Thanks, Nerdy Bird, for the link.
Awesome reader Sven sent me this graphic. Other than that I have no idea where it came from or where I can get a copy for my wall.
This enrages me!, how am I to get daily reminders of how to defend myself from the zombie horde if I don’t have this poster hanging from my wall?
Damnit! I have money and don’t know who to throw it at!
Now that I’ve signed on my house I’m disturbingly obsessed about keeping children off my new lawn.
Get of my lawn you little Brats!!! (Man I’m Old!)
That’s why I’m really looking forward to the coming zombie apocalypse when I can finally LEGALLY shoot all the zombie children on my lawn. I bet it will extremely cathartic.
Today’s zombie webcomic makes me giggle….. and yearn for the day I can get rid of those little zombie brats in a socially acceptable way.
Your minding your own business, sleeping, and suddenly ZOMBIES!!! But you have stupidly left your shotgun in your other pants (It could happen). Well, what do you do? What… do… you… do?
With this zombie defense nightstand your never unarmed. This handy nightstand instantly converts to a handy shield and club perfect for smashing the heads of your unwanted and undead intruders.
If you get attacked at night you may look pretty silly fighting zombies in your underwear though. That’s why I always sleep in full medieval plate armor, not just because of zombies, but because I look damned sexy doing it.
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