Today’s Zombie webcomic sketch is of a friend of mine.   He seams to have contracted an acute case of Zombiism.  I think he makes a pretty nifty undead monster.

His wife might not agree though.   Pfffft!  Probably would prefer him to be one of those sissy sparkly vampires. (Madness!)

Bah!  I don’t know why you would want to be a sexy vampire with thousands of women wanting you, when you could be a smelly Zombie, forever damned to wander the blasted Earth hungering for the flesh of the living.

Admit it.  When I put the argument that way you have to agree with me.