Posts Tagged ‘zombie children’
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Look, daddy! I'm pretending this one is Grandma.... nom nom nom.
Citizen#1 Ladybell sent me this link to Nomskulls!
And it is awesome! Now I can use the to help my children prepare for their inevitable zombification.
Think how much better off they will be during the zombie apocalypse since they won’t have ANY qualms about cracking open their friends heads and snacking on their tasty tasty brains.
I’m preparing them for the future, and all I had to do was make brain cupcakes and desensitize my children to the horrors of zombiism.
…I’m a good dad.
Knock ‘em dead with these four stylish silicone skulls. Nomskulls are ready to fill with your favorite grey batter and bake into perfect cupcake craniums. One bite and you’ll be head over heels, because there’s no doubt about it — this skull bone’s connected to the YUM bone! We’ve packed four silicone skull molds in each printed giftbox.
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Now that I’ve signed on my house I’m disturbingly obsessed about keeping children off my new lawn.
Get of my lawn you little Brats!!! (Man I’m Old!)
That’s why I’m really looking forward to the coming zombie apocalypse when I can finally LEGALLY shoot all the zombie children on my lawn. I bet it will extremely cathartic.
Today’s zombie webcomic makes me giggle….. and yearn for the day I can get rid of those little zombie brats in a socially acceptable way.