Valentine’s day is over, did you give your special zombie something good. Possibly the still beating heart of their nemesis?
My wife didn’t give me the still beating heart of my nemesis and I won’t lie, I’m a little bit hurt. I hinted around about what I wanted and was completely ignored. (Sooooo damned bitter!!!)
Oh she has an excuse, a crappy one. She kept saying something about “Not wanting to go to jail” and “Murder is wrong”… I don’t know, I guess women just aren’t as romantic as us manly dudes.