Posts Tagged ‘true tales’

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100% True Tales Of A Cartoonist Part 3

by Zombie Carter on December 2, 2011 at 4:00 am
Posted In: comics, Random Comics
This is why we can't have nice things!

And this is why I don’t have a Twitter account, and I’m not allowed to text unsupervised anymore. These events are 100% true and are a testament to my everlasting shame and extreme lack of impulse control.

Sadly this was not an isolated incident as I continue to make poor life choices and depending on how much caffeine I’ve had I get what is “Lovingly” referred to as “the crankies.”

“The crankies” are a horrible degenerative condition that I TELL MY WIFE the only treatment is video games, Mt. Dew, and sex. To be administered frequently lest I have a relapse. Oh it’s a horrible condition, never the less I will nobly persevere in the face of adversity.

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Absolutely True Tales Of A Cartoonist’s Life Part 2

by Zombie Carter on November 11, 2011 at 4:00 am
Posted In: comics, Random Comics
True tales from a cartoonist's life part 2... I make girls cry.

I believe I have mentioned this debilitating disease I have before, it’s fairly common and yet has no known cure. It’s called “being an ass.” It’s just something I have to live with and sadly everyone around me has to live with it as well. Gleeeeeee!

So this comic is absolutely true, and yes I made a poor teenage girl cry. I guess I should probably feel shame about that.

Oh well, the important part of this story is that the cake was incredibly moist and very delicious. Really that’s what I want you to take a way from this comic.

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