In the vast vast majority of Zombie Movies the survivors and their own interpersonal problems are what gets everyone killed. This is the beginning of those very problems.
Did I just blame everyone’s inevitable deaths on some dude’s relationship problems?….. Yes, yes I did.
Barely got this webcomic out today. I’m trying to get over a sinus infection and I took a tinsy winsy little bit toooooooo much cough medacine.
It is putting me to sleep, but on the plus side I am seeing colors I don’t think actually exist, and I got to use the sleeping avatar that I don’t use very often.
NyQuil should have a bigger warning on it for people like me.
“Warning this will put you in a coma or near vegetative state.”
It doesn’t matter, I am getting better, but I’m soooo sleepy.
Someone forgot to lock the back door.
No matter how awesome you think your zombie fortress is and how impregnable you think you’ve made it…. The Zombies will get in, and they will get you.
If it’s not the zombies themselves getting in, then your fellow survivors will inevitably do something stupid and boom… You’re all dead. Have you ever seen a zombie movie where something like this didn’t happen? Of course not, if something doesn’t go wrong there will be no conflict and therefore no story.
That’s why my zombie plan involves immediately locating the weak links in whatever group of survivors I find myself…. and quietly doing away with them. That’s merely self preservation.
So remember that really sad (And apparently controvercial) trailer for “Dead Island?” You know the one… It’s the one where the kid becomes a zombie and made me cry like a little girl. (A manly little girl for the record)
Well a friend of mine sent me a link that had some actual screen shots of the game in it. Thank Cthulhu that they don’t seem to be centered on reminding me that bad things happen to people I care about.
I prefer to remain in my apathetic and somewhat callous state. (Like a Vulcan, but I prefer to have sex more than once every seven years…. did I just write that? I am such a nerd.)
My tender little man feelings aside, I retain some optimism that this will be a fun game provided there are no zombies that look disturbingly like my daughter.
I don’t think I could shoot a zombie kid… That’s a weakness that’ll get me killed I know. Now if you’re past puberty, well lets just say your career as a zombie will be short and painful if I have anything to say about it.
EXOR Studios announces the second free expansion for Zombie Driver that introduces a new ” Blood Race” mode into the game.
This time players will be able to race against other zombie apocalypse survivors in a brutal tournament in which the only rule is survival of the quickest. New exclusively created race tracks are full of destructible elements as well as hordes of zombies that try their best to prevent contestants from finishing the race.
“Blood Race” what the? That doesn’t sound like I’m running over zombies. It sounds like I’m taking a drive with Edward Cullen and he’s looking at me with his super… dreamy eyes…… sorry I got distracted.
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