You think your day is bad do you? Well let me tell you something, Mister. When I was a boy I had to walk to and from school 100 miles everyday through a feild of rusty razors covered in lemon juice. And if I was ever late they beat me with a midget.

Literally they picked that little guy up by the ankles and paddled me for two straight hours….. Okay I won’t lie. I liked the midget part.

But the rest is true and it really sucked.