Do you see Lovecraft there in the left panel. That’s how I look every stinking morning. And I don’t have the excuse of being a zombie YET.

I hate mornings sooooo much, it takes me about an hour every morning to stop swearing and wishing everyone on this planet was dead. In fact it’s a good thing it takes me so long to get to work. By the time I get there I’m almost ready to be civil.

I’ve had to make some adjustments in my family life to accomodate my hatred of mornings. I make sure I either wake up well before my wife or I separate myself from the family every morning, to do otherwise would certainly lead to divorce. That would be very bad… I would miss half my stuff.