This is a very important question. What is your zombie plan?

My Zombie Plan involves a speedy trip to the local games store and possibly…. possibly collecting a VAST supply of “Potential Mates” along the way…. These individuals will, of course, elect me King Lord Emperor Guy and I will rule over them and my endless sea of children benevolently for all eternity…. What?

Don’t you judge me! I’m trying to save the human race here. It’s for science.

(The beauty of this joke is that their is a high probability that I’m going to get yelled at for this later on today)

Beat that zombie plan, I dare you.