As the title goes it’s been a hell of a day. I’ve been at a Funeral all day today… super. Talked to complete strangers and desperately tried not to make an ass out of myself… more super. I saw my ex-wife… even more…super!
But do you know what really filled me with a white hot rage that only the blood of the innocent could satisfy?
I went to Barnes and Nobles for one hour to buy a gift and they now have a new genre…
Teen Paranormal Romance!!!
Cthulhu damn it! There are enough books out there about teenage girls wanting vampire and werewolf boyfriends that they have a whole bloody section. I immediately called my wife and blamed her.
Stop buying those books, woman!!! You’re killing your husband!
And for the record if I die I’m not coming back as a sissy handsome glittery vampire, oh no! I’m coming back as a shambling stinking zombie with poor oral hygiene and a raging case of the munchies. And you’ll never be rid of me. It’s your call.
Put the books down and walk away.
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On the plus side seeing that did give me a bunch of ideas for comics on the subject.
