Loving these Book trailers. They should do that for every book… maybe not text books.

Aaaaah. It warms my cold dead black heart to see “Mr. Darcy” get his neck chomped by a zombie. I really hated “Pride and Prejudice.” Awkward British people struggling with social conventions and their feelings….. Blah!

Zombies can only improve that.

I think every classic novel should have the Zombie Treatment done to it. Only then will I be satisfied.

Suck it, Jane Austen fans! Because the desperate jumping on the band wagon of “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” continues with “Mansfield Park and Mummies.”

From the publisher:

Spinsterhood or Mummification!
Ancient Egypt infiltrates Regency England in this elegant, hilarious, witty, insane, and unexpectedly romantic monster parody of Jane Austen’s classic novel.

Our gentle yet indomitable heroine Fanny Price must hold steadfast not only against the seductive charms of Henry Crawford but also an Ancient Egyptian Pharaoh!

Meanwhile, the indubitably handsome and kind hero Edmund attempts Exorcisms… Miss Crawford vamps out… Aunt Norris channels her inner werewolf… The Mummy-mesmerized Lady Bertram collects Egyptian artifacts…

There can be no doubt that Mansfield Park has become a battleground for the forces of Ancient Evil and Regency True Love!

(Oh noesssss!!!, Not an Ancient Egyptian Pharoah! I hate those guys) Jane Austen, your frustrated tears nourish the black empty pit I call my soul.

I love it!

Author Seth Grahame-Smith’s follow-up to his successful Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter has already been optioned for a movie version.

(Gleeeeeeee) Deadline reports that Tim Burton has teamed with Wanted director Timur Bekmambetov to produce a movie version of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

The following is how publisher Grand Central Publishing describes “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”:

Indiana, 1818. Moonlight falls through the dense woods that surround a one-room cabin, where a nine-year-old Abraham Lincoln kneels at his suffering mother’s bedside. She’s been stricken with something the old-timers call “Milk Sickness.”

“My baby boy…” she whispers before dying.

Only later will the grieving Abe learn that his mother’s fatal affliction was actually the work of a vampire.

When the truth becomes known to young Lincoln, he writes in his journal, “henceforth my life shall be one of rigorous study and devotion. I shall become a master of mind and body. And this mastery shall have but one purpose…” Gifted with his legendary height, strength, and skill with an ax, Abe sets out on a path of vengeance that will lead him all the way to the White House.

While Abraham Lincoln is widely lauded for saving a Union and freeing millions of slaves, his valiant fight against the forces of the undead has remained in the shadows for hundreds of years. That is, until Seth Grahame-Smith stumbled upon The Secret Journal of Abraham Lincoln, and became the first living person to lay eyes on it in more than 140 years.

Using the journal as his guide and writing in the grand biographical style of Doris Kearns Goodwin and David McCullough, Seth has reconstructed the true life story of our greatest president for the first time-all while revealing the hidden history behind the Civil War and uncovering the role vampires played in the birth, growth, and near-death of our nation.

I won’t lie this news makes me giddy and tingly in my no no areas…. I shouldn’t have shared that… Dang it!

In addition to this Lionsgate has picked up the movie version of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, with Natalie Portman attached to star and David O. Russell circling as director.