Posts Tagged ‘Nerd Stench’
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Again, in case you couldn’t tell….
I am a nerd and a geek!
So it’s with a sense of authority that I tell my fellow nerds… “Dang it people! Take a shower every once in a while, it won’t kill you!” Whenever I go into my local comic shop by and large it’s a pretty good experience, but periodically there is a certain, shall we say… funk.
The problem is, is that I have a really good sense of smell. In fact if I was a mutent it would be my super power. Far from being a blessing though, having a great sense of smell is a curse. Since zombies smell slightly worse than my fellow nerds when the zombie apocalypse happens I’m in big trouble.
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Why Valve doesn’t hire me right this very instant I will never know. These ideas are gold, Jerry! Pure Gold!
Or retarded…. Whatever.
I love the idea of having the “Uncommon Infected” in the next “Left 4 Dead” game. I’ve seen the guys in the hasmat suits, The mud men, and the spitter concept art (Be still my beating heart, she was smok’n hot)
But you know that if the zombpocalypse was happening reporters would be all over the place, despite the fact that the only sane course of action is to flee…. Or go looting.
Soon they would become part of the story and then why should they change their behavior just because they are dead. I’ll be honest if I become a zombie it’s highly likely that no one will notice for a very long time (It’s the Nerd stench… We nerds refuse to bath and we really enjoy shuffling around moaning about our nerd issues.)