If you’re a zombie and suffer from depression (weird I know, I’d be excited) have I got a product for you.

Now you can deal with the crippling sadness that some people feel from becoming the undead. Again personally when (Not if) I become a zombie, I’m probably going to be a pretty happy guy.

Hey is there a product for me that can help with the depression I feel because I’m not a zombie YET? That would be great.