Little Women and Werewolves

I bet this book is actually about midget women with excessive leg hair.

….hmmm They must be running out of Jane Austen books to do mashups with, because I bring you “Little Women and Werewolves!”

No no no, I know what your thinking, but this does not have a single excessively hairy midget woman in it. (I know, I’m disappointed too.)

From the Publisher:

Fantasy and sci-fi publisher Del Rey gets in on the trend with its soon-to-be-published “Little Women and Werewolves,” positioned as the “original draft” of Louisa May Alcott’s classic novel as she meant to tell it. Here, the Marsh girls and their friend Laurie “prowl the night on all fours, maiming and devouring the locals.”

We need to remake all of these classics, not just the Jane Austen one’s. I can’t wait until somebody makes a mashup of “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” I hated that damned book in highschool.

I would have liked it much more if it would have been “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and the PROBING aliens.” (I just realized how dirty that sound, never-the-less I refuse to retract that statement.)