Stealing from the dead: A victimless crime.  Unless he’s a zombie, then he’s going to be pretty pissed.

Looting is going to be one of the funner aspects of the coming zombpocalypse.  And well if your conscience bothers you, try thinking of it all as a massive video game and all those zombies you are shooting are merely dropping good loot.

Cross your fingers for that zombie boss dropping a tier five combat shotgun…. also some massive shoulder pads… and  a pony.

When, not if the zombpocalypse comes I’m going to need a huge truck to accomodate all the looting I’m going to do.

Wait, wait, wait….. What am I thinking? I’ll just loot a big truck first! Never mind problem solved.

It’s true, zombies don’t need to pee…. That doesn’t necessarily mean that zombie don’t have “other” needs. Needs that can only be met by weird drawings with huge…… eyes, and small….. mouths.

Wow, I feel very awkward now.