I picture myself during the coming zombpocalypse, getting up going to work, but before I can make it to my car becoming lunch for the zombie paperboy just waiting to consume my delicious entrails.

It could happen.
Incidentally I know I’ve promised a post on Conduit for the blog.  It’ll have to wait one more day at least.  This week has kicked my butt.  Really looking forward to the weekend.

Today’s comic isn’t really meant to be funny, although if you find it amusing then consider yourself awesome.

I was just messing around drawing my ideas for “Left 4 Dead 3′s” possible survivors today and I wanted to fully render the sketch I did of this Cheerleader survivor.  It was only fair to draw her as a survivor since I’ve already done the cheerleader zombie boss version.

“Left 4 Dead” always has at least one female survivor you can play. I’d like to throw my suggestion in for making the female survivor of any upcoming sequel a cheerleader.

Why you ask? Because I’m a pig! That’s why… There, I said it. Are you happy now that you’ve outed me?

(This is where I curl up in the fetal position and weep)

More of my “Left 4 Dead 3″ Concept Art. Behold! my Zombie Monkey. Dare you face this evil smelly monstrosity and his equally stinky flung poop?

Okay even if you don’t find this comic funny, that’s fine (Although I am a little hurt) you’ve got to give me credit for the zombie monkey. Come on! I’ve never drawn a zombie monkey before. He came out pretty good I think. I am disturbingly proud of this little guy for some reason. I’m a dork, I know that.

Talking with zombie purists is sometimes an odd experience. A friend of mine is adamant the animals cannot be turned into zombies. Despite numerous examples of that happening in movies and what not. “Return of the Living Dead” has zombie butterflies and those zombie half dogs. “Red Dead Redemptions” DLC has zombie bears (I hate bears btw). “Resident Evil” has zombie dobermans. I could go on and on.

I think Zombie Monkeys would be badass.

I see no reason why zombiism has to be solely restricted to humans, so lighten up. Rosco, I’m right and your wrong… also you smell funny.

The trailer for the “Left 4 Dead” fan made movie. Again I love it when people do things like this…. I bet Valve loves this too. It’s free advertising. The movie’s out now I guess. If I’ve got time today I think I’ll watch it.

Thought this trailer looked pretty decent…. but that scene where the guy is telling his bloody friend “You don’t have a choice! You’re coming with me!”…

I was almost positive they were going to kiss.

I love making these I really do. I can’t stop thinking of the various sub types of Zombies and how they would work in the game. They are fun to draw and make pretty good filler for my webcomic.

Today’s Zombie Boss while also being an excuse to draw a pretty girl made me laugh whenever I pictured players interacting with her. I don’t see her as being particularly violent, it’s just that knowing guys and how we can be so easily manipulated by a pretty woman I think she would be devistating. Players would spend so much time trying to hit on her that the other “Lesser” zombies in the game would be able to sneak up on him and pummel the crap out of him.

Men are dumb, and we like boobs. We like boobs a lot. These are just facts.

You play “Left 4 Dead II” long enough you start asking yourself some questions….. Questions like… “Who the crap keeps leaving all these shots of Adrenaline around?!” Don’t they realize that I have a highly addictive personality.

Those son’s of….. why do they hate me soo much? ….Oh yeah… the stalking and late night creepy phone calls. I forgot.

Look, Valve, you should consider my stalking you as the highest form of flattery. Sure I probably shouldn’t do it naked slathered in jello pudding, but I have a style. It’s just what I do. And quite frankly I’d appreciate it if you would tell your security guard to use a different brand of Mace, the one they use now gives me a rash that lasts for days.

I hate clowns, but I love zombies…. so I’m conflicted.

I drew this a while back… before I heard that Valve was adding a carnival map that would have zombie clowns to the game. I choose to believe that Valve time traveled into the future saw this concept art, then traveled back to the past and added it to their game.

Why these people won’t just hire me rather than time travel to steal my ideas I will never know. I think hiring me would be cheaper. Oh well.

Now that I have the game I really enjoy smashing zombie clowns with a frying pan. It’s very…. cathartic. … I really hate clowns.