
I love making these I really do. I can’t stop thinking of the various sub types of Zombies and how they would work in the game. They are fun to draw and make pretty good filler for my webcomic.
Today’s Zombie Boss while also being an excuse to draw a pretty girl made me laugh whenever I pictured players interacting with her. I don’t see her as being particularly violent, it’s just that knowing guys and how we can be so easily manipulated by a pretty woman I think she would be devistating. Players would spend so much time trying to hit on her that the other “Lesser” zombies in the game would be able to sneak up on him and pummel the crap out of him.
Men are dumb, and we like boobs. We like boobs a lot. These are just facts.

You play “Left 4 Dead II” long enough you start asking yourself some questions….. Questions like… “Who the crap keeps leaving all these shots of Adrenaline around?!” Don’t they realize that I have a highly addictive personality.
Those son’s of….. why do they hate me soo much? ….Oh yeah… the stalking and late night creepy phone calls. I forgot.
Look, Valve, you should consider my stalking you as the highest form of flattery. Sure I probably shouldn’t do it naked slathered in jello pudding, but I have a style. It’s just what I do. And quite frankly I’d appreciate it if you would tell your security guard to use a different brand of Mace, the one they use now gives me a rash that lasts for days.
“Left 4 Dead II” concept art…. Zombie Clowns
January 28th, 2010 | by Zombie CarterI hate clowns, but I love zombies…. so I’m conflicted.
I drew this a while back… before I heard that Valve was adding a carnival map that would have zombie clowns to the game. I choose to believe that Valve time traveled into the future saw this concept art, then traveled back to the past and added it to their game.
Why these people won’t just hire me rather than time travel to steal my ideas I will never know. I think hiring me would be cheaper. Oh well.
Now that I have the game I really enjoy smashing zombie clowns with a frying pan. It’s very…. cathartic. … I really hate clowns.
“Left 4 dead 2″ concept art… Zombie Midgets!
January 23rd, 2010 | by Zombie CarterAnother “Left 4 Dead 2″ Concept art from your’s truly. Why Valve doesn’t hire me for my super awesome ideas I will never know. I mean why would you want just plain old zombies when you could have super awesome (and sexy) midgets chasing people down.
Since this version of “Left 4 Dead” is set mostly in the south I wanted to have some true southern flavor. Now if nine and a half years of public edjumacation has taught me anything, it’s that the south is swarming with cute and adorable midgets. Midgets who carry big boards with nails in them.
Public Edjumacation has also taught me that I am the root of all the worlds problem and also that I should power my house with wind. I had no idea that I was so important… and evil.
Thanks Mrs. Tavishaw…. And thank you, our nation’s low edjumackation standards.
BTW. Yes I know that you don’t spell Edjumacation that way…. I always forget to add the silent “Q.”
“Left 4 Dead” rejected zombie boss… The Goth Chick
January 15th, 2010 | by Zombie CarterI love doing these. Although for this one I’m sure I’m going to get some crap for.
Look, Goth people, before you get upset and your mascara starts to run, it’s a joke. Just a joke. I’m sure your choice in fashion truly does express your inner sadness and proclaims to the world that you are unique (just like everyone else). I’m not judging you. This is just a joke.
Truth be told until the restraining order forced me to stop I truly enjoyed hanging out at the mall and “accidently” strolling past the “Hot Topic” store some forty odd times a day with a creepy glazed expression and slow trickle of druel coming from my mouth…
Goth girls are perdy.
Anyway, in case your still upset and your tired of endlessly listening to your “My Chemical Romance” collection feel free to send me an e-mail and tell me what an @$$ I am. However, I should warn you you won’t be the first and I guarantee you won’t be the last to say it.
This is a chance to put those awesome poetry skills to use!
Gleeee! Lets see if you can hate me more than my EX!




