Zoey!!! I love her.

The second part of Valve’s online webcomic “The Sacrifice” is up… apparently for a while and I didn’t notice.

I feel shame.

Click here for the comic.

Where's My Pills!!!

The super awesome people at valve, who I love in a creepy creepy way and who need to hire me, have released a comic to coincide with the new “Left 4 Dead” Downloadable Content “The Sacrifice.”

Witness it’s pure awesomeness here.

The pages aren’t quite up to the level of this screen shot. I don’t know who does these but they are awesome. None the less, the comic is pretty decent and well worth your precious eyeball time.

It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these. I wanted to start making more concept art comics for Left 4 Dead 3.

See, in my own warped brain, I firmly believe it’s only a matter of time before somebody at Valve sees some my super awesome concept art comics and realizes my genius and untapped potential.

Then I just wait till they swoop down to offer me a dream job….. And a huge raise….. and…. and…. Three cheerleaders to chant my name as I work.

Carter… Carter… Carter!!! Go Carter Go!

A man can dream. Anyway with “The Passage” having the bride zombie boss, I thought it was only fair to have a Groom version of a zombie boss.

Also, if my wife is reading this… I swear it’s only a joke! Oh Dear God! Please Don’t leave me!!!

You play “Left 4 Dead II” long enough you start asking yourself some questions….. Questions like… “Who the crap keeps leaving all these shots of Adrenaline around?!” Don’t they realize that I have a highly addictive personality.

Those son’s of….. why do they hate me soo much? ….Oh yeah… the stalking and late night creepy phone calls. I forgot.

Look, Valve, you should consider my stalking you as the highest form of flattery. Sure I probably shouldn’t do it naked slathered in jello pudding, but I have a style. It’s just what I do. And quite frankly I’d appreciate it if you would tell your security guard to use a different brand of Mace, the one they use now gives me a rash that lasts for days.

I love doing these… they make me giggle.

Also this game still has me gripped in it’s loving embrace. No time to write more I gots to post and run as I’m late for work.

I did a bunch of fan art for “Left 4 Dead” and it’s sequel as I am hugely addicted to them. My only complaint with the game was the lack of variety in the zombie bosses. Only five, and the Witch you can’t even play. The sequel did better and has several minor bosses, but I came up with my own…. because that’s what I do. Hense this little cartoon.

I’ll be posting up the rest of my weird Ideas in the days to come.

For “legal” purposes this zombie is not “meant” to represent my own ex-wife. But you know what they say. “Write what you know.”