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You play “Left 4 Dead II” long enough you start asking yourself some questions….. Questions like… “Who the crap keeps leaving all these shots of Adrenaline around?!” Don’t they realize that I have a highly addictive personality.
Those son’s of….. why do they hate me soo much? ….Oh yeah… the stalking and late night creepy phone calls. I forgot.
Look, Valve, you should consider my stalking you as the highest form of flattery. Sure I probably shouldn’t do it naked slathered in jello pudding, but I have a style. It’s just what I do. And quite frankly I’d appreciate it if you would tell your security guard to use a different brand of Mace, the one they use now gives me a rash that lasts for days.
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“Left 4 Dead 2″ new Downloabable campaign “The Passing” plus so far 28 billion zombie casualties.
February 14th, 2010 |Posted In: Uncategorized
Here’s an interesting stat today. In the time that “Left 4 Dead 2″ has been out you people have beaten the crap out of 28,981,249,043 zombies.
Do you realize what this means?… No? It means that when the zombie apocalypse finally does come you people are going to be so thoroughly trained in how to deal with it that we don’t have to worry…. well except for the 28,981,249,043 billion of you that are going to have to get pummeled.
Since there’s only about 6 billion of you on the planet now, that means REPEAT PUMMELINGS… sorry about that.
While your training is good news, here’s some even better news. Those kind hearted souls at Valve are releasing some shiny new Downloadable Content in march in the form of a new Campaign called “The Passage”
No word on how much it’s going to cost, but according to these screen shots I blatently stole from another site it will be at night (Oooh darkness, spooky!). It’ll also feature a new zombie boss called the “Fallen survivor.” He’ll drop usefull items like healthpacks when you blow his head off…. Isn’t that considerate of him? I think so.
Anyway check out my stolen screenshots, because they are awesome.
See that tank? He's going to have his way with you.
Runaway! Runaway!
Dark alleys and zombies... Never a good combination.
The zompocalypse.... so beautiful!
With “Left 4 Dead 2″ out I’m having funn coming out with new concept art for the game. And sadly Valve is running out of time to HIRE ME for their next version of “Left 4 Dead”. Hire me dang you!
Anyway, I thought it would be cool if the characters had somebody shooting back at them. Hey just because they are zombies doesn’t necessarily mean they can’t handle fire arms. And what is more terrifying than a zombie who’s packing some heat?
A zombie who’s packing heat and wants to give you a full body cavity search. Be afraid.
By the way, you get extra points if you got the “Cool Hand Luke” reference. I love old movies and think it’s pretty sad that the kids these days rarely know anything about them.
Why Valve doesn’t hire me right this very instant I will never know. These ideas are gold, Jerry! Pure Gold!
Or retarded…. Whatever.
I love the idea of having the “Uncommon Infected” in the next “Left 4 Dead” game. I’ve seen the guys in the hasmat suits, The mud men, and the spitter concept art (Be still my beating heart, she was smok’n hot)
But you know that if the zombpocalypse was happening reporters would be all over the place, despite the fact that the only sane course of action is to flee…. Or go looting.
Soon they would become part of the story and then why should they change their behavior just because they are dead. I’ll be honest if I become a zombie it’s highly likely that no one will notice for a very long time (It’s the Nerd stench… We nerds refuse to bath and we really enjoy shuffling around moaning about our nerd issues.)
Another “Left 4 Dead 2″ Concept art from your’s truly. Why Valve doesn’t hire me for my super awesome ideas I will never know. I mean why would you want just plain old zombies when you could have super awesome (and sexy) midgets chasing people down.
Since this version of “Left 4 Dead” is set mostly in the south I wanted to have some true southern flavor. Now if nine and a half years of public edjumacation has taught me anything, it’s that the south is swarming with cute and adorable midgets. Midgets who carry big boards with nails in them.
Public Edjumacation has also taught me that I am the root of all the worlds problem and also that I should power my house with wind. I had no idea that I was so important… and evil.
Thanks Mrs. Tavishaw…. And thank you, our nation’s low edjumackation standards.
BTW. Yes I know that you don’t spell Edjumacation that way…. I always forget to add the silent “Q.”