Jane Austen bites back, as a vampire apparently.

By Michael Thomas Ford, published by Ballantine comes the true tale of Jane Austen…. As a vampire…. an awkward awkward British Vampire.

Oh crap! An awkward British writer as a vampire, and she’s still around. I better stop poking fun at these books, before I get killed in the middle of the night…. by Jane Austen.

Will somebody please rewrite Mark Twain’s terribly boring… oh so boring books.