Just because your one of the living dead, eternally damned to walk the earth in a rotting shell hungering for human flesh does not mean things can’t get worse…. It can always get worse, right? That’s right.

So your a zombie but you have no teeth. So what. See these zombies aren’t thinking. Just do what grandpa does with his steak. Blender and a straw…mmmm now that’s good eat’n.