Today’s comic has Lovecraft’s, zombie ex-wife and his current girlfriend having a Girl talk all about him. This can only end in tears.
As a man, and might I add, an incredibly manly man, I fear when women get together and talk.
It’s not cowardice per se, yet I will admit that I am afraid. It’s simply that I know what women discuss when they get together and let me assure you that there is no subject which is forbidden or taboo.
My wife recently had a “Girls Night” this Friday. That’s a house full of women and they are between my office and the kitchen. The kitchen is where I keep all my disgustingly fatty foods. I have no choice I must possess them. That means I must run the gauntlet in order to expand my gelatinous belly.
Ladies and Gentlemen I heard…. Things. Things that would make a slightly pudgy middle aged man blush… blush with SHAME I say!
