Posts Tagged ‘Elder Gods’

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Prepare for the Ritual!

by Zombie Carter on March 25, 2013 at 3:00 am
Posted In: comics, Main Story
Everyone should have a weird creepy ritual alter.

Prepare for the Ritual!   You’ve got to collect tonnes of weird items, make sure the stars are right, and say the right words.  It requires a lot of effort.

Seams like a lot of effort.  Maybe that’s why so few slackers ever get one accomplished.  If it was easy the planet would be awash with elder gods and disasters of epic proportions.

One day I fear someone’s going to discover an easy to learn and easy to accomplish ritual for summoning something nasty and then we’re all gonna die.  That actually sounds like the premise for a fun made for TV movie.  Somebody call the Sci-fi channel.

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Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death

by Zombie Carter on March 8, 2013 at 3:00 am
Posted In: comics, Main Story
Death comes to the Zombie apocalypse

Every good zombie story will always have the specter of death show up.  Usually after the survivors of the initial wave of zombies start making poor life choices that will eventually get themselves killed.

Well truthfully I need to speed this storyline along so it’s time to meet the last being who can fulfill Lovecraft’s quest to become human again.  Death himself.

 

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Say The Magic Words

by Zombie Carter on September 26, 2011 at 4:00 am
Posted In: comics, Main Story
I think he meant to say Klaatu Barada Nik(Achew!) That aught to work... Right?

Traditionally it’s always bad when a forbidden ritual goes awry at the last minute. At least for the bad guy who almost always dies a horrible death.

Knowing this you would think the villains would practice those rituals till they knew them backwards and forwards and couldn’t be distracted at the all too critical moment.

I mean just the other day I was summoning an elder God from beyond time and space, you know, just a typical Saturday night when some do gooders broke into my secret mountain fortress and tried to save the world. Well long story short they’re dead now and the whole entire world will shortly be devoured by an angry elder god.

Andy why? Because I was prepared.

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