I don’t drink as I have an incredibly addictive personality and I’m sure that if I started I would be dead in a year. That’s not a joke, that’s a simple statement of fact.
However, when (not if) I become a zombie I am going to shamble my rotting stinking corpse of a body up to the makers of “Zombie Zin” and get so liqueured up on this stuff that I will spend the rest of the zompocalypse completely hammered.
“Zombie Zin”…. for when your a zombie, but you really want to be an incredibly drunk zombie.