I hate people kicking my chair more than anything at the theater. I don’t care if you talk, I don’t care if you have a cell phone, but so help me if you kick my chair while I’m watching “Zombieland” it’s going to take six huge guys, a can of mace, and a high powered tazer to pull me off of you!!!

Or I guess I could just turn around and ask you politely to please stop that… That might be the better options.