Tax day is almost here!!!
Today continues Lovecraft’s epic struggle Vs. The “Zombie” I.R.S. Who will win this titanic battle of Death Vs. Taxes?
Just in case you work for the I.R.S. …um it’s just a joke, I SWEAR IT’S JUST A JOKE. OH PLEASE DON’T AUDIT ME, PLEASE!!!
(Sob!) I have so little, I’m down to a single Jimmy Hendrix album. If you audit me I won’t even have that. (Collapses into the fetal position and weeps)