I have no idea what these people are saying, but there is a cult, monsters, and Cthulhu shows up in this movie. I want a copy. Give me subtitles or dub it I don’t care but I want to see this.
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I happen to love Girl Scout cookies. Especially those chocolate mint ones.
Fair warning, if we meet and you are holding one of those mint chocolate covered morsels… I will knock you down and step over your still twitching body to possess it.
It’s not because I’m a jerk (although my ex-wife would claim otherwise) it’s because those cookies have within them a chemical hold over me the likes of which is hard to describe without the use of a pie chart.
I simply must have them.
I suppose if you’re an unknowable Old One like Cthulhu with goals of destroying and wiping out humanity it would probably be pretty disappointing to find the zombie apocalypse beat you to the punch.
Serves you right, Cthulhu! You probably should have stopped hitting that snooze alarm eons ago!
On second thought it may be a bad idea to make a webcomic chastising an ancient evil being that could drive me mad just by glimpsing him. I’ll shut my pie hole now.
Poor Cthulhu, you spend all that time waiting for the stars to be right, You finally get some gullible cultists to give you a boost, and what do see when you finally hit the mainland?
Now there’s no one left to turn mad. Sure you could still devour the zombies, but that much decaying flesh in your diet is bound to give you incredible gas. Cthulhu’s gas would be powerfully bad.
Holy crap! Busy weekend. I have had precious little time on the computer to blog or answer comments.
Apologies all around, but hey! On the plus side the comic is up. So you can’t accuse me of sucking tooooo bad.
Wait you can?
But I thought you loved me. (Curls up in fetal positions weeping inconsolably)
Official Synopsis (Slashfilm)
Written & directed by Gareth Edwards
Starring Scoot McNairy (“In Search Of A Midnight Kiss”) and Whitney Able (“All The Boys Love Mandy Lane”)
Six years ago NASA discovered the possibility of alien life within our solar system. A probe was launched to collect samples, but crashed upon re-entry over Central America. Soon after, new life forms began to appear and grow. In an effort to stem the destruction that resulted, half of Mexico was quarantined as an INFECTED ZONE. Today, the American and Mexican military still struggle to contain the massive creatures… Our story begins when a jaded US journalist (McNairy) begrudgingly agrees to find his bosses daughter, a shaken American tourist (Able) and escort her through the infected zone to the safety of the US border.
Magnolia Pictures’ genre arm Magnet will release the movie in New York and Los Angeles on October 29th 2010.
This movie looks EPIC, and what little I’ve seen of the creatures reminds me of H.P. Lovecrafts Cthulhu. Tentacled horrors from space anyone? Sign me up I want to see this movie.