Shoggoths are actually incredibly sensitive creatures who would never ever hurt anyone. It’s a tragedy that they always being so misunderstood.
Posts Tagged ‘Cthulhu’
My Favorite Part Of Therapy…. The Madness. Also I really liked the mints that the therapist kept at her desk. I would wait till she wasn’t looking and cram as many of them into my noise hole as would fit. Then I would stare dead eyed at my Ex-wife, daring her to say anything. Possibly it could have been behavior like this that lead to my eventual divorce….. Or I could have rewritten history in my own head to make me blameless. I like that answer. I’m going with that one.
Also I think the rampant mint theft and the subsequent prescription for Prozac were the only really good thing to come out of that experience. Oh sweet Prozac, how I love you so. Let’s never be apart! The powers that be should pump you into the water supply and solve so many of life’s problems.
I think what I’m trying to say is that I’m ready to take my relationship with Prozac to the next level. ….Will…. will you marry me, Prozac?
Gleeeeeee! I’m so happy
Thankfully this shouldn’t be a problem being married to my wife and also married to Prozac. I live in Utah, we’re pretty cool with the multiple wives thing.
It is now 1:30 in the morning. The more tired I become the weirder I write. I shall now go to sleep and save what’s left of my shattered dignity.
Pancakes! That is all.
One of my favorite stories is “At The Mountains of Madness” by H.P. Lovecraft. (Spoilers) but at the end of the story the characters run into a Shoggoth. A Shoggoth is basically a giant, GIANT ball of protoplasmic flesh constantly forming and dissolving various eyeballs, tentacles, teeth…etc.
Pretty horrifying right? But it doesn’t have to form just those organs, I’m sure it could form much much more if it applied itself. It opens the door to some truly disgusting possibilities.
I submit to you that more horrifying a giant creeping wall of eyeballs and tentacles would be a giant creeping wall of wieners and butt-holes. I can’t really thing of anything more terrifying than seeing a Shoggoth hauling ass (pun intended) after me screaming “Tekeli-li!”
When people tell me that the Magic was inside me all along. I always assume that they mean Necromancy. That would explain all the evil.
Well, I hope you all had a good Christmas. Mine went well and no one died a painful death so that’s positive. My house is now slightly more full of useless pieces of plastic that my children think are awesome for some weird reason.
I got an entire month’s worth of fresh socks for which I’m pretty happy. I submit to you that there is no greater pleasure in life than a brand new pair of socks. I swear by almighty Cthulhu that if I ever become rich my one single ridiculous expenditure will be to buy so many socks that I will NEVER wear the same pair twice.
That’s what I call motivation to succeed.
I thought about calling this comic “I don’t think you’re ready for this ELDRITCH jelly” but it seamed wordy.
Now before I get taken to task by a well meaning Lovecraft nerd about the reproductive habits or lack thereof of Elder Gods do keep in mind this isn’t a very serious comic. It’s artistic license. Also for all we know before he passed away it was entirely possible that H.P. Lovecraft was going to write a sequal to “Call of Cthulhu” that would be in the style of an 80′s family sitcom. (Though probably not)
I imagine Cthulhu being a single dad trying to make it in these crazy times while taking care of his various spawn. He/she/it would of course work at an advertising agency set to warp and drive the mortals mad. Yet he would alway have time when troublesome guests such as his crazy brother in law Narlahotep would stop by and sleep on his couch.
Oh the crazy tentacled hijinks that will ensue.
I really have a bad habit of making these posts for my zombie comic so late at night, my tired brain wanders and I have to share whatever silliness comes out of it.
Well there was a tutorial for how I did this comic here when I posted last night. And now it’s gone.
This may have something to do with upgrading wordpress….. Stupid technology!
I’ll have to repost the tutorial later.
A baby shoggoth is an endless source of entertainment. Sure it takes a while to get used to all the tentacles and endlessly growing eyeballs, but once you do…. You’re in for a good time.