The sweet sweet joy of giving “Twilight” a hard time.  It eases the pain of my jealousy over Stephanie Myer being more successful and richer than I ever will be…. So bitter.

I admit it, I read the whole “Twilight” …….saga?  Is it a Saga now?  Really?  Again damn it I want to do something someone calls a saga.

Anyway every stinking time you turn a page in those books Bella’s doing something potentially life threatening.  Chick’s always falling down, nearly drowning, she’s eating improperly cooked pork and chicken.  Once she even wore white after Labor Day!  Not exactly the heroine you would hope for in a novel.  You kind of want to smack her about midway through the first book.  That feeling never lets up by the way, even to the last page.