The Horror Of Aging Celebrities!!! The Innsmouth Look. You can’t swing a dead cat these days without hitting some terrible tabloid with Angelina Jolie’s face on it. Now why you are running around swinging dead cats is none of my business, this is true. Perhaps you should consider putting that poor thing down.
Today’s comic is inspired by a conversation I had with a friend as to whether or not Angelina Jolie is still the hotness. Yes, I know, my topics of conversation are deep and meaningful. For the record I took the “Pro Angelina” position although I could not deny that as she is aging she is beginning to take on the subtle features of a Deep One.
Essentially Angelina Jolie is slowly acquiring the Innsmouth Look.
For those of you who don’t know allow me to ellaborate. The innsmouth look comes from my favorite writer, H.P. Lovecrat’s story “A Shadow Over Innsmouth.” In the story human/deep one hybrids gradually change into monsters as they age. They go from human to something decidedly non-human and return to the ocean to live forever. Much like I imagine most Hollywood celebrities eventually do.
You might be saying to yourself, “but Carter! I though you were pro, Angelina Jolie.” I am, did I say I had a problem with bulgy eyeballed, big lipped women? Nope. I’m cool with it. In fact if Innsmouth was a real place I’d happily move there. Sounds pleasant and I’m sure the land is cheap. Sure I may have to deal with the occasional Deep One raid or wondering Shoggoth, but it can’t be worse than Utah.
I’m tired of the desert. Also I’ve got to stop writing these posts at 1:00 a.m. Nothing reasonable or intelligent ever comes out of my head past midnight. I need sleep.