Kind of morbid, but really what do you expect, the movie is called “The Crazies” it’s not called “The Cuddlies”.
Alsom I hate prequels. Never-the-less I am modestly optimistic about this. This movie will show us what happened to the poor Norwegian research team in Antarctica after they discovered the ship buried in the ice (Spoilers: Everyone dies!).
Sadly since it’s a prequel I know how it turns out… that kinda sucks. Why couldn’t they make a sequel instead.
Oh well, beggers can’t be choosers. As long as an alien kills a bunch of stupid humans I’ll be happy… I hate you humans soooo much!!!
Well you are sadly mistaken. While you losers are getting candy, flowers, and hot steamy se… um… hugs.
My wife got me my very own copy of “Zombieland.”
Yeah, I know your jealous! Take that suckers.
Because we are so close I don’t mind telling you that I laughed so hard watching this that I shot Mt. Dew out my nose. (If you knew me, this would not surprise you. It happens a lot)
Now everything smells….. delicious.
Here’s an interesting stat today. In the time that “Left 4 Dead 2” has been out you people have beaten the crap out of 28,981,249,043 zombies.
Do you realize what this means?… No? It means that when the zombie apocalypse finally does come you people are going to be so thoroughly trained in how to deal with it that we don’t have to worry…. well except for the 28,981,249,043 billion of you that are going to have to get pummeled.
Since there’s only about 6 billion of you on the planet now, that means REPEAT PUMMELINGS… sorry about that.
While your training is good news, here’s some even better news. Those kind hearted souls at Valve are releasing some shiny new Downloadable Content in march in the form of a new Campaign called “The Passage”
No word on how much it’s going to cost, but according to these screen shots I blatently stole from another site it will be at night (Oooh darkness, spooky!). It’ll also feature a new zombie boss called the “Fallen survivor.” He’ll drop usefull items like healthpacks when you blow his head off…. Isn’t that considerate of him? I think so.
Anyway check out my stolen screenshots, because they are awesome.