Now this is a pretty cool video tutorial of how to turn the very attractive Scarlett Johansson into a horrible member of the undead zombie community.
Finally some practical advise on living with your zombie neighbors.
You know there are other options rather than shooting them in the head. I mean come one how about giving the next rotting, stinking, infectious, corpse you see a hug…. You might be surprised at what you get.
…. That’s right you’ll get a smile.
Kind of morbid, but really what do you expect, the movie is called “The Crazies” it’s not called “The Cuddlies”.
Alsom I hate prequels. Never-the-less I am modestly optimistic about this. This movie will show us what happened to the poor Norwegian research team in Antarctica after they discovered the ship buried in the ice (Spoilers: Everyone dies!).
Sadly since it’s a prequel I know how it turns out… that kinda sucks. Why couldn’t they make a sequel instead.
Oh well, beggers can’t be choosers. As long as an alien kills a bunch of stupid humans I’ll be happy… I hate you humans soooo much!!!
Well you are sadly mistaken. While you losers are getting candy, flowers, and hot steamy se… um… hugs.
My wife got me my very own copy of “Zombieland.”
Yeah, I know your jealous! Take that suckers.