Yet another company that should just plain hire me. I would love to make stuff like this. Such a fun game that matches my sense of humor perfectly. Plants VS Zombies…. DO WANT!
You know what? I was just thinking that my life was missing something, but I couldn’t tell what….. Crack? Pudding? Lithuanian midget hookers reinacting George Washington crossing the Delaware while singing “I feel Pretty.” Holy crap that’s close, but still no.
I need Dinasaurs with frikk’n Laser beams tearing up the town! Hells yes I do…. And then I’m going to need some Lithuanian midget hookers.
…..um for thier… um… singing ability. Yes that sounds totally plausible.
I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen this trailer before… Or it’s possible I have seen it before and I suffered massive head trauma and I can’t remember.
Regardless, I am excited for “Dead Rising 2″ …It’s all I can do not to put a moose head on and start charging headlong into crowds to prepare…. hmmmm now that I think about it that may be where I got the massive head trauma.
It may also be why I have a whole stack of restraining orders against me… again.
Living in the back room of his father’s doctor’s office, broke, frustrated ladies man Julian (Jake Hoffman) scores his big break when he lands the job directing an off-Broadway version of Hamlet. Except it’s a bizarre adaptation written by a pale Romanian impresario named Theo (John Ventimiglia), who is actually a master vampire! Theo hopes to lure the real Hamlet (Kris Lemche) out of hiding so the two can end a centuries long feud over Shakespeare’s Ophelia. Meanwhile, Julian pines for his ex-girlfriend, Anna (Devon Aoki), who is dating mobster Bobby Bianchi (Ralph Macchio), who’s intent on creating the next great invention. Add into the mix a dimwitted detective (Jeremy Sisto), the Holy Grail, the Rosicrucian Society, a bunch of sexy vamps, God, and a score by Sean Lennon; and you’ve got the perfect mix of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Terry Gilliam, Dude Where’s My Car, and Woody Allen all in one fantastic film!
Kind of a convoluted plot but still looking forward to this one. I liked the trailer it made me chuckle.